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This is me, It's not a stick figure. It's a minimalist self portait.

Saturday, 3 September 2011

Bucket Listing Number...Three I think?



Hmm...Bake a pie from scratch, a really good pie. I like pie, so it deserves a place on the list. I love the pie, I even have a picture up there wait, no. TWO PICTURES. Two lovely pictures to show my love and appreciation to it, See?


Did you see them? Aren't they wonderful? Perfect and Beautiful even? Now I shall go sob quietly in a corner because I could never make something that amazing and Martha Stewart-y. *SOB SOB*

(Seriously, how are you even supposed to get a glob of whipped cream that symmetrical anyways? Witchcraft I say!)

And this is what usually happens whenever you let me cook, well, Anything. Ever.

Wednesday, 17 August 2011

Next on the bucket list *pulls out mile long list*

At this rate, I'm never gonna die. Seriously, my list is probably about...45.2 KM long. That's right. .2

Anywho, #...2 on the bucket list: (The above picture is what would happen)

1. Research Slender Man
2. Go on an epic quest montage, probably ripping off Indiana Jones and The X-Files all at once.
3. Find Slender Man
4. Beat his lack-of-Face in with my fancy designer Bucket. Yes, I went there.
5. Continue on with my life.

If you don't know what/who Slender Man is, lucky you. Here's a link if your like me, and never want to sleep again. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/slender-man






Friday, 22 July 2011

The "I'll think about it, maybe some other day" Bucket List

This is the start of a Bucket list.

I don't mean this to sound like I'm dying, I'm not, don't worry. I just decided I'll use this ever changing list of ideas on a whim to figure out what I might want to do before I kick the bucket...
I hope it's a pretty bucket at least, not like some cheap plastic thing or a rusty metal one.
I mean a designer bucket. Like shiny, and maybe a few pointless accessories on there, like a pinwheel.

There, that's going to be the first thing on this possible list of To-Do's.

#1: Get a bucket, preferably shiny and obnoxious, to kick whenever I feel like it. Maybe put some glitter on it, or fill it with something that would look dramatic flying out when I drop kick it into oblivion. Like paint.

And no, this was NOT just an excuse to get that last depressing blog thing off the top. I actually plan on updating this thing whenever I get any stupid ideas!

Till next time!
~ Dawn Oakley

Monday, 30 May 2011

I'm sorry that I'm unusual...

I'm sorry...

I'm sorry I dress differently and don't wear make-up.

I'm sorry that I'm so strange, different, or unusual.

I'm sorry that I talk so much, and that I have so much to say.

I'm sorry my taste in music is so unusual.

I'm sorry that I don't follow trends, or talk about 'cool' things.

I'm sorry I have strange hobbies like Drawing or Video Games.

I'm sorry I don't like the same kind of movies.

I'm sorry I don't join in the games, sports aren't really my thing.

I'm sorry I don't act like a teen should, I don't like smoking, drinking or anything like that. Again, sorry.

I'm sorry I'm not interesting in shopping, fashion or make-up.

I'm sorry I'm not normal in your eyes.

I'm sorry you don't understand my thoughts or actions.

I'm sorry that I don't fret over my appearance like most people my age.

I'm sorry I don't act mature enough for your ideals.

I'm sorry my favourite colours are strange to you.

I'm sorry I seem too quiet sometimes.

I'm sorry I don't get angry, swear or rebel like teens act.



I'm sorry that I laugh so loudly sometimes.

I'm sorry that I have different thoughts.

I'm sorry I look different.

I'm sorry that I feel different.

I'm sorry that you don't like things about me.

I'm sorry I am different.

And, finally, I'm sorry, so very sorry. I'm sorry that I lied all this time, I'm really not sorry at all. In fact, I'm not sorry for anything I said. I like being who I am, even if it is strange, unusual or different. It's who I am, and always will be. No amount of apologies, real or not, will change that.
Sorry if you have a problem with that.

Maybe I am unusual and unique, but like I said before, I don't mean anything I apologized for here, especially the last one.
I am me, and I always will be, Nothing can ever change that. I love being me and that is one thing I will never truly apologize for.

Besides, if I wasn't Me then just who would I be?

Friday, 11 March 2011

First Blog

Hello Everyone!

This is just a test blog to see how this works, Thanks for reading anyways~!