Next on the bucket list *pulls out mile long list*

At this rate, I'm never gonna die. Seriously, my list is probably about...45.2 KM long. That's right. .2

Anywho, #...2 on the bucket list: (The above picture is what would happen)

1. Research Slender Man
2. Go on an epic quest montage, probably ripping off Indiana Jones and The X-Files all at once.
3. Find Slender Man
4. Beat his lack-of-Face in with my fancy designer Bucket. Yes, I went there.
5. Continue on with my life.

If you don't know what/who Slender Man is, lucky you. Here's a link if your like me, and never want to sleep again. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/slender-man